The SpongeRob BareAss Theme Song is the intro used at the very beginning of every SpongeRob BareAss episode. It is performed by Captain and a group of kids. Other versions have been made for special events and episodes.
Lyrics[]
- Captain: Are you ready, kids?
- Kids: Aye, aye, Captain!
- Captain: I can't hear you!
- Kids: [louder] Open your ears, Captain!
- Captain: Oh...! Who lives by the sink washing dishes all day?
- Kids: SpongeRob BareAss!
- Captain: He doesn't have pants, it takes too long to make!
- Kids: SpongeRob BareAss!
- Captain: Who's gonna get busted for using this song?
- Kids: SpongeRob BareAss!
- Captain: [doing the voice of Johnny] I probably should end it before it's too long!
- Kids: SpongeRob BareAss!
- Captain: Ready?
- Both: It's SpongeRob BareAss, not SpongeBob SquarePants! So please don't sue us for copyright infringement!
- [Captain laughs, then cut to the title card when the seagulls are heard]